Thursday, October 18, 2007

Cash It In

Today I would marry for money. Okay most days I would marry for money but today I would marry for less money. If that person would just support me through the remainder of my college career (no guarantees on how long that will take and I promise to get at least a part time job when I'm done) then we could probably make it work.

Some provisos:
1. You can't be a total ass.
2. You must have enough money that I can live comfortably and do a reasonable amount of shopping when I get bored.
3. You must love dogs and cats.
4. You must kill bugs or retain a staff to do such things.
5. If you are really ugly you must travel a lot.

I am REALLY tired of working and going to school and not being able to do either with enough brain power to make me happy.


Renee said...

aww vicki, if i had enough money i would totally support you, at least through school, before i totally kicked you off my wallet. but i don't kill bugs, we would definitely have to hire a staff for that.

Victoria said...

Thanks Renee, I definitely wouldn't make you travel all the time.

Kristin said...

I love #4 "you must kill bugs". That is a definite must. :)

Genevieve said...

I'm already going to have to be supporting Alina in her retirement due to her lack of good 401k planning...not sure I can take on another..but tell Sally to promote me and I'll try :)