Friday, January 11, 2008

One Year in Austin


I've been in Austin for a year now and I thought I'd share with you a few of the more 'choice' tidbits from my year.







Teacher: "Okay wait let me get a pen, okay now, where is the male strip club again?"

44-year-old Man: "So I am going to buy them for $5 and sell them for $10....wait....that makes money right?"

Guy: "They are practically communists out in California."
Me: "Actually, they are more like Socialists."
Guy: "No way! We are way more socialable here."
Me: "Right."

Teacher (out of nowhere mind you): "We run a considerable risk of offending African-Americans when we call them 'darkies.' "
Class: *stunned look of disbelief*

Me: "If I didn't know, I totally wouldn't know."

Teacher: "When I say you have brains full of mush I don't mean that in a nice way."

Teacher: "My wife spends most of my money."

Woman: "Where does Thai food come from?"

Church Sign:
DON'T FORGET
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON...
JESUS
OR OUR TROOPS


P.S. Happy Birthday Kristin!!!!

2 comments:

Kristin said...

Aww, I feel so special. :)

Now, is that the same teacher who made all those awesome comments? Or different teachers?

Victoria said...

The "brains full of mush" and "darkies" teacher are the same. The others are different.