Friday, January 11, 2008
One Year in Austin
I've been in Austin for a year now and I thought I'd share with you a few of the more 'choice' tidbits from my year.
Teacher: "Okay wait let me get a pen, okay now, where is the male strip club again?"
44-year-old Man: "So I am going to buy them for $5 and sell them for $10....wait....that makes money right?"
Guy: "They are practically communists out in California."
Me: "Actually, they are more like Socialists."
Guy: "No way! We are way more socialable here."
Teacher (out of nowhere mind you): "We run a considerable risk of offending African-Americans when we call them 'darkies.' "
Class: *stunned look of disbelief*
Me: "If I didn't know, I totally wouldn't know."
Teacher: "When I say you have brains full of mush I don't mean that in a nice way."
Teacher: "My wife spends most of my money."
Woman: "Where does Thai food come from?"
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON...
OR OUR TROOPS
P.S. Happy Birthday Kristin!!!!