At least once per week Kailey and I sit down to watch some tv or a movie and I hear the following...
"Tory (and you have to imagine that being said in a REALLY kinda whiny voice)! My shirt is on inside out." *Fake whiny crying*
But this week, I got this...
"Tory! My pants are on inside out."
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
This is Why You Check the Weather EVERY Day
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
And, is he a dog?
So I just went out and walked Simon, we came upon an older woman who bent down to pet him and cooed about how cute he is (he gets that a lot), the following ensued:
Woman: What's his name?
Me: Simon
Woman: What a great name for a dog.
Long pause, she looks up at me
Woman: My husband's name is Simon.
I can't tell if she was just being nice or if I know way too much about her personal life now.
Woman: What's his name?
Me: Simon
Woman: What a great name for a dog.
Long pause, she looks up at me
Woman: My husband's name is Simon.
I can't tell if she was just being nice or if I know way too much about her personal life now.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Kailey Made Me Do It
Monday, February 15, 2010
You Have to Make Your Own Fun
Kailey and I had the following conversation via facebook while sitting less than three feet apart.
Victoria
entertain me!
don't ignore the noise
you know you can hear it
Kailey
you are a child!
un enfant!
Victoria
but super fun to have around
Kailey
annoying is fun?
Victoria
for me it is
Kailey
what if i'm, the annoying one?
*Me out loud: Crap I have to make a wallet.*
Kailey
go make a wallet
Victoria
what ever
Kailey
you suck
Victoria
your face sucks
Then Kailey said something inappropriate so I had to cut it before the end.
Victoria
entertain me!
don't ignore the noise
you know you can hear it
Kailey
you are a child!
un enfant!
Victoria
but super fun to have around
Kailey
annoying is fun?
Victoria
for me it is
Kailey
what if i'm, the annoying one?
*Me out loud: Crap I have to make a wallet.*
Kailey
go make a wallet
Victoria
what ever
Kailey
you suck
Victoria
your face sucks
Then Kailey said something inappropriate so I had to cut it before the end.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Happy Birthday Simon!!!
Friday, February 12, 2010
This is Awesome
4:35 had me CRACKING up.
Apparently there are a lot of these "Literal Videos" and I just never knew.
Apparently there are a lot of these "Literal Videos" and I just never knew.
Dammit, I'm a Hipster
I don't have an iPhone but my phone more closely resembles one than a blackberry or the other ridiculous option.
I have a slight facebook addiction. Not a terrible one but a slight one. I wouldn't go near twitter or a drum circle.
Scents make me nauseated so this one is moot.
Thanks Gen for making me buy skinny jeans. I also really really love my vans.
I'd rather have the range rover than the other two options but I think 1 category isn't enough to skew the results.
I love tacos, just had a couple in fact.
Well, being a girl means I don't have a mustache but I do have a ring with a fake ironic mustache attached to it. Once again, thanks to Gen.
The next couple are on point, I especially love Project Runway.
I'm not sure about the Defining Characteristics one, I don't think any of them are especially me.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
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