Here's What You Missed

The puppies are as adorable as ever, especially when they form our own personal little yin and yang.


Kailey made something called German Pancake which is basically just a delicious buttery boat you can fill with syrup. In other words, I loved it.


Who the hell decorates with duct tape???


And at some point I went home to California, it was BEAUTIFUL.

Where I've Been

See first there was finals and then ... well ... you can see my schedule. It is very strict. You see I COULDN'T blog, my schedule wouldn't let me.

Texans Loooooooooove God

And judging by the fact that it is the first week of May and we are cracking 90 degrees I'm not so sure the feeling is mutual but that is entirely off my point for this post.

This is what I pass on my bus ride home from school:
Catholic Church
Baptist Church
Methodist Church
Baptist Church
Methodist Church
Unitarian Universalist Church (They believe in God right?)
Baptist Church
Lutheran Church
Presbyterian Church
Bible Church
Methodist Church
Baptist Church
Lutheran Church
Catholic Church

Given that I'm (totally not) one, I really enjoy the Catholic Church acting as the bookends for my trip.

I also pass a gas station with a sign that says "BEING SAVED IS LIKE A FREE GIFT FROM GOD," a Lighthouse Worship Center, and a trailer style building that says Jesu Cristo es el Senor: La Iglesia del Reino de Dios which I (probably incorrectly) translate as Jesus Christ is the Man so I like that church's style.

I also pass a Church of Scientology but I'm not so removed from being Catholic that I can count that one.

So there is this new thing that Kailey and I have decided to try out, it is called ummmmm, hang on let me get my notes, ok yeah, it's called "Cooking."

Kailey starts things off with a delicious entry:


Since it is my turn this weekend we'll see how long this lasts. Wish me luck, the bar was set pretty high.

I just can't explain to you my love for this right now

Online Dating

Yeah, I'm doing that shit again.

I got an email from the site saying, "Happy Birthday!" but I can read between the lines, I know it really says, "You will now show up as one year older on our site. Good luck finding a man! Here's one we think would settle for you!"

Ken claims to be 26 with a graduate degree and works as a "milatiry truckdriver." He enjoys reading! For example he just finished a book and "just liked how the author used color to decible moods and emontions" and describes himself as "compassionate sponantous at times loud lol." We think you'll be great together!

I remain unconvinced about the graduate degree thing.

Birthday present from me :o)